Top Ten Reasons Why Driving Is Better Than Flying

A bonus size bag of potato chips versus a cellophane mini pack of salted peanuts.
Window seat guaranteed.
If the person sitting beside you is irritating the heck out of you, tell him, it’s just your brother (or sister, or friend, or spouse).
If you really want to, pack your dumbbells and a 12-pack of Gatorade. There are no weight or size or liquid restrictions on your luggage!
The free bottle of water you bring from home doesn’t have to be trashed before getting into your vehicle and then replaced by a new bottle of water that is purchased for the reasonable price of five dollars.
You depart the minute you check your bags.
If you’re running behind schedule, the car will wait. The plane will not.
You’re not providing free porn to some jerk sitting behind a wall as you pose for the full body scanner.
When your brother says “I’ve got a bomb” no one’s going to handcuff him, but everyone’s going to plug their noses.
Your kids might actually believe you when you exclaim, “We’re turning around right now if you don’t behave!”